Did you know that the lizard is a timid thing? At least that’s what the poet John Gardner thinks.

No animal is half as vile as Crocky-Crock, the crocodile, so says Roald Dahl in this hilarious poem The Croocodile.

My senses are all going backward as I read this poem My Senses All Are Backward by Kenn Nesbitt.

Pleese cheque you’re speelling miss takes…

After the Party by William Wise This is what happened when Jonathan Blake ate too much cake at a party…

What to do if you’re no good at cooking…

Crayons first came in 1644 from France. It means that crayons are nearly 400 years old. Let’s read this beautiful poem ‘Crayons’ by Dee Lillegard.

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Have you heard of an elephant talking on the telephone? How about a telephant talking on the elephone? Let’s read eletelephony!

I wonder why I feel so sick the day we have arithmetic. It’s really strange, for as a rule I quite enjoy myself at school…